High Class Koi – Koi Carp – Nishikigoi

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Jokes

Just for fun, here's some pretty sad Koi jokes for you!

1. Why did the fish leave a false name?

Because he wanted to be Koi.

2. Did you hear about the happy Kohaku?

He was HI on life.

3. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh.

4. Why did the Koi get fat?

Because his scales were broken.

5. How does the brown Koi like his food?

Cha-Grilled.

6. Why did the female Shusui always go for the tri colour ed Koi?

Because they could always Show-a, a good time.

7. What did the Terminator koi say to the other Koi?

I'll be Bekko.

8. What do you call a slippery news reporter?

Koi-respondent.

9. What do you get if you cross a Wolf with a Koi?

A Koiotie.

10. Where do fish keep their money?

In the river bank.

11. What do you call a koi who performs magic?

Magikarp.

12. What do female koi call a handsome tosai male koi?

A koi-toy!

13. What did the male koi say to the female koi?

I'll showa mine if you showa yours!

14. What travels down a river at 100 mph?

A Motor-Pike And Side-Carp!

15. A koi walks in to a library and says have you got any books on suicide?

The owner said we used to but they never seem to come back

16. What would Captain Cook say to a Koi?

A-kio there !!

17. Two fish in a tank one says to the other one

“how do you drive this thing”

 

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